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People run from rain but
in bathtubs full of
water. by Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)


when ur eating dinner at your friends house


and their parents start arguing


and you want to ask for the salt


but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce


Daughter - "Still" (Live @ Air Studios) - YouTube


Investigator: Time of death, 4:20
Police officers: ayyyy
Investigator: ayyyy
Corpse: ayyyy lmao

I got back from paris yesterday and it was sooooo good but I’m really upset that the group of people from college that I went with are not all in the same class because I’ll probably never speak to most of them again now :—(